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Things I Wish I Invented

July 16th, 2009 by Emily

Petti and I want to start selling crazy food ideas to fast food chains since they love them sooooo much. A few things we have come up with:

“Breakfast Balls” - one piece of sausage with egg and cheese wrapped in a pancake. They’re about as small as a tater tot–not an apple
“Thanksgiving Burrito” - All your leftovers wrapped in a flour tortilla
“Surf N Turf Burger” - Self explanitory.
“Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich” - complete with that weird white gravy

I wish, however, that I had come up with these gems:

1) All American Taco by Rubios :: A cheeseburger in taco form. Genius.

2) Bread Bowl Pastas by Domino’s :: Things you eat in a bowl with bread: clam chowder and pasta. Sooooo obvious.

3) KFC’s Famous Bowls :: You eat all these things together any way. Put it in a bowl. And add cheddar cheese???

4) Sonic’s Mac N Cheese Bites :: Finally. Someone invented a way to eat this tasty meal without a fork. Americans hate forks.

5) Carl’s Jr’s Pastrami Burger :: Beef on Beef

6) Krispy Kreme Chicken Sandwich :: Chicken sandwich with jelly filled Krispy Kreme donuts as the bun. I don’t get it, but Tom says it’s good.

7) Jack In The Box’s Hearty Breakfast Bowl :: Again with the bowls.

8) Jack In The Box’s Nacho Cheese Burger :: Nachos + Burger. duh.

9) Turducken :: Chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Petti had it. He liked.

10) Burger King’s Chicken Fries :: Isn’t it so cute when something familiar like a chicken strip looks just like another familiar thing like french fries??!!!!! OMG OMG OMG

11) Harry Potter Jelly Bellies :: Booger and dirt flavors. How did they make the vomit one??!!

12) Grapple :: Okay okay. It’s not fast food but AN APPLE THAT TASTES LIKE A GRAPE WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT.

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